A SQL query walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, Mind if I join you?

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I would like to see people with piercings doing Java programming

— Jeet Kaul at EclipseCon

Just make piercings a requirement for the SCJP certification.

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The great thing about pair programming, frankly, you have the perfect audience for your genius.
Kent Beck on FLOSS Weekly 87.